Do Not Resuscitate

"I mostly think about sex and killing myself"

lenny-leonard:

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? What a stupid question. Of course I want to be a millionaire. I thought this show would have harder questions.

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mymodernmet:

Andrew Zo designed the Clifton engagement ring box, a unique product that not only conceals the ring in a slim, wallet-size container before the big proposal, but also unfolds to show the ring pirouetting like a blooming flower.

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Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.

wookieeoftheyear:

king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

I wish I would have seen this a couple of days ago because a gentleman had a seizure in my store yesterday and only a couple of people knew how to respond. This is good information to know.

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coral-greef:

Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep

EATS FALLS ASLEEP

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opus53:

Rene Jules LaliqueCollaret, Gold, enamel, diamonds, ca. 1900

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